(Tom's Railroad Pages)
ATTENTION: Satire! ;-)
THE
BREAD - "Meals on wheels"
or
"Food
in my Garden"
"mobile Food" on my Garden Railway ;-)
If you're a "rivet counter" and do not understand jokes,
you should not read futher! (This thing has no rivets!)
My parents told my: "Don't play with food!"
Now I'm doing it nevertheless!:
Cow and farmer are wondering:
Is it really a bread coming on rails?
Life tells us, that some food is "getting feet" after waiting some time. ;-)
I wouldn't wait for it.
Nor that the "yeast drive"
is being invented.
(you know: fermentation makes
gas and that drives the dough ...)
Thus, I created the white bread on wheels, ...
... and for not feeling so alone, it got some slices of white bread as a trailer fot it:
And now both of them are driving around ...
But how did I create these unique things?
I simply took a very hard "bread"
(made out of fragile stoneware) from a surplus shop,
made
a cut-out on the bottom, inserted a standard G scale
motor drive
(LGB® / PLAYMOBIL®)
and off goes the "Bread Express"!
This is not an accident - I just wanted
to let you look underneath.
If you don't take care with it, the durability
of this item is limited
(because it's not heavy duty plastic or even real
bread - it's a fragile stoneware make!).
The fact still is: "Don't play with food - except on the garden railway"